愚人笑话|A Driving Debacle

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem, Officer?

No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?

He thought for a minute and said, Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license^1.

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, Oh, don't pay attention to him | he's a smartass when he's drunk^{2 and stoned（醉酒的） .}

The guy from the back seat said, I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk（行李箱） and a muffled^{3（听不清的） voice said, Are we over the border yet?}